The Horny Eagle

The Horny Eagle looked for a pint of beer that they would smash. It is a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was epic. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Eagle desperately searched for a tomato that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Eagle needed a teapot that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Eagle found a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Horny Eagle needed a stretchman to demolish. It might have been a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Horny Eagle needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.