His Weary Eagle

His Weary Eagle always had with them a vibrator that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Weary Eagle desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.

His Weary Eagle carried a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

His Weary Eagle desperately searched for a sword to put up their bum. This seems to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

His Weary Eagle always kept a custard pie that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

His Weary Eagle desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.