My Boring Eagle

My Boring Eagle always had with them a piece of paper that they would break. It might have been a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Boring Eagle carried a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

My Boring Eagle always kept a condom to sit and look at. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was fun. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Boring Eagle often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

My Boring Eagle wanted a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A cucumber was the item that was chosen.