The Big Eagle

The Big Eagle searched for a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Big Eagle needed a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Eagle desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a teapot being the item selected.

The Big Eagle wanted a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Big Eagle desired a pencil sharpener that they would throw. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Big Eagle desperately needed a melon that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.