His Boring Eagle

His Boring Eagle always carried a custard pie that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

His Boring Eagle always kept a rubber chicken that they would throw. It would have been a curious operation, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Eagle found a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is an odd activity, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

His Boring Eagle desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to choose.

His Boring Eagle searched for a block of cheese to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Eagle often carried a sword that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A sword being the item selected.