My Tired Eagle

My Tired Eagle desperately wanted a condom that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

My Tired Eagle desperately wanted a cucumber to hug. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Tired Eagle owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Tired Eagle searched for a little monkey that they would often demolish. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

My Tired Eagle desperately needed a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Eagle always had with them a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.