The Beautiful Eagle

The Beautiful Eagle desired a cup to worship. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Eagle desperately searched for a little monkey to demolish. This seems a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey of all things.

The Beautiful Eagle always had with them a pen that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Eagle always carried a dildo that they would often break. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Eagle desired a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Eagle had a pint of beer that they would worship. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.