The Eccentric Eagle

The Eccentric Eagle always kept a bottle of wine to worship. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Eagle desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Eagle owned a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Eagle craved for a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Eagle often carried a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Eagle always had with them a ball that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a ball was the chosen item.