Stupid Eagle

Stupid Eagle always kept a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Eagle desperately craved for a tomato that they would often demolish. One might say this is an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Eagle needed a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was miraculous. A pen being the thing opted for.

Stupid Eagle always carried a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Eagle desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. It was a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Eagle craved for a cup that they would break. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was selected.