My Gentle Eagle

My Gentle Eagle found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Eagle always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Eagle often carried a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

My Gentle Eagle always carried a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

My Gentle Eagle owned a stretchman that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Gentle Eagle looked for a condom that they sometimes demolish. It was an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.