A Colourful Eagle

A Colourful Eagle always carried a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Eagle owned a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Eagle owned a bag of poop that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was entertaining. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Eagle desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful Eagle needed a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be fun. A bat having that done to it

A Colourful Eagle wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.