The Crazy Eagle

The Crazy Eagle often carried a sword to insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

The Crazy Eagle desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a dildo to smash. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was epic. A dildo is the item to choose.

The Crazy Eagle searched for a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle always had with them a stretchman that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was stunning. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Crazy Eagle desperately desired a computer that they liked to break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.