Their Crypting Eagle

Their Crypting Eagle always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Their Crypting Eagle desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Eagle had a tomato that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a different idea, to many, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Eagle desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Eagle desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.

Their Crypting Eagle desperately desired a hat to smash. It should be a new thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.