The Lonely Eagle

The Lonely Eagle owned a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Eagle found a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Eagle always kept a can of Tango that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Eagle carried a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Eagle desperately searched for a computer that they liked to share. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.

The Lonely Eagle often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally drop. It was an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.