The Red Eagle

The Red Eagle always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Red Eagle desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Red Eagle always had with them a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Red Eagle searched for a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Eagle needed a helmet that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Red Eagle often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. It would have been a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.