His Retarded Eagle

His Retarded Eagle found a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Eagle always carried a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.

His Retarded Eagle desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Eagle looked for a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a wig being the item opted for.

His Retarded Eagle desired a ball that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was stunning. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Eagle desired a radiator that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.