His Purple Eagle

His Purple Eagle always carried a bat that they would put on his head. This seems to be a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is magnificent. A bat being the chosen item.

His Purple Eagle desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Eagle desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Purple Eagle owned a bag of poop to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Eagle always carried a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a melon of all things.

His Purple Eagle always carried a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. This seems a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was epic. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.