My Troubled Elephant

My Troubled Elephant always had with them a computer that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

My Troubled Elephant desperately looked for a big sponge that they would break. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to choose.

My Troubled Elephant desired a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be magnificent. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

My Troubled Elephant desired a little monkey to play with. It might have been a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. A little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Elephant searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Elephant always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.