A Troubled Elephant

A Troubled Elephant had a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. It is an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Troubled Elephant found a bat to break. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Elephant searched for a stretchman to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

A Troubled Elephant often carried a sponge that they would worship. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Elephant wanted a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Elephant wanted a stapler that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler of all things.