The Boring Elephant

The Boring Elephant desperately needed a piece of paper that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Boring Elephant found a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an odd activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Boring Elephant desired a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Elephant needed a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it

The Boring Elephant carried a stapler to throw. It was a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Boring Elephant always carried a wig that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item selected.