Their Funny Elephant

Their Funny Elephant always had with them a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Their Funny Elephant craved for a wig that they would experiment on. It was a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

Their Funny Elephant desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

Their Funny Elephant desperately desired a vibrator to put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

Their Funny Elephant owned a ball that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to choose.

Their Funny Elephant craved for a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.