The Green Elephant

The Green Elephant desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Green Elephant owned a condom that they would hug. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Elephant wanted a computer that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Green Elephant desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Green Elephant always carried a pen that they would often demolish. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

The Green Elephant searched for a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.