His Bewildered Elephant

His Bewildered Elephant desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

His Bewildered Elephant needed a bat that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Elephant often carried a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Elephant desired a can of Tango that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Elephant desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Elephant desperately needed a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. It is an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.