My Square Elephant

My Square Elephant desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

My Square Elephant always had with them a rubber chicken that they would drop. It might have been an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Square Elephant found a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

My Square Elephant desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would throw. This seems to be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

My Square Elephant desperately craved for a mug that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a mug was the item that was opted for.

My Square Elephant desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.