The Crazy Elephant

The Crazy Elephant desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was fun. A bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Crazy Elephant always kept a mug that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Elephant desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Elephant looked for a tomato that they would worship. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be amazing. A tomato is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Elephant searched for a stapler to throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Elephant craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.