The Eccentric Elephant

The Eccentric Elephant desired a pint of cider that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be miraculous. A pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Elephant often carried a helmet to break. It was a new idea, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Elephant wanted a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Elephant needed a porno magazine to put on his head. It was a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately wanted a melon that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Elephant found a sword that they would occasionally break. It should be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.