Crypting Elephant

Crypting Elephant wanted a pint of cider to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Crypting Elephant desired a teapot that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

Crypting Elephant craved for a spade that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

Crypting Elephant carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. This seems a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Crypting Elephant always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Crypting Elephant had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. It is a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.