Big Elephant

Big Elephant desired a set square that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Big Elephant always had with them a pint of cider to experiment on. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Big Elephant desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player having that done to it

Big Elephant desperately needed a piece of paper that they would play with. It should be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Big Elephant desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Big Elephant wanted a sword that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.