Her Stupid Elephant

Her Stupid Elephant wanted a condom that they would occasionally play with. It should be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Elephant desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Elephant always kept a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Elephant desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Elephant had a hat to sit and look at. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elephant desired a wig that they would often break. One might find this to be a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.