The Tired Elephant

The Tired Elephant desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. This seems to be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Tired Elephant craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A painting of a melon having that done to it

The Tired Elephant craved for a radiator that they would demolish. It might be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Tired Elephant carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Elephant desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often worship. It was a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Tired Elephant desperately searched for a spade that they liked to break. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was sublime. A spade is the thing to choose.