The Purple Elephant

The Purple Elephant found a big sponge that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Purple Elephant needed a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A tomato being the item opted for.

The Purple Elephant desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Elephant desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Purple Elephant found a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Elephant always kept a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A stretchman is the thing to choose.