Their Brainy Elephant

Their Brainy Elephant wanted a teapot that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Their Brainy Elephant always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Brainy Elephant always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Brainy Elephant found a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

Their Brainy Elephant desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to put on his head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Their Brainy Elephant desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a melon being the item selected.