Grumpy Elephant

Grumpy Elephant desperately looked for a pint of cider to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Elephant carried a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Elephant desired a little monkey to sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be miraculous. A little monkey having that done to it

Grumpy Elephant carried a set of lego to rub on his belly. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Elephant always kept a pen that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to select.

Grumpy Elephant desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.