Her Retarded Elephant

Her Retarded Elephant desired a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Elephant often carried a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Elephant craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes hug. It might be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Elephant often carried a computer that they would often sit and look at. It might be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a computer being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Elephant owned a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Elephant desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.