The Dodgy Elephant

The Dodgy Elephant always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Elephant desperately wanted a tomato that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A tomato is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Elephant found a melon that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Elephant desperately needed a computer to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Elephant desperately desired a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Elephant owned a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.