Her Anxious Elephant

Her Anxious Elephant owned a teapot that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Elephant desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Elephant often carried a dildo that they would sit and look at. It is a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Elephant looked for a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Her Anxious Elephant wanted a piece of paper to worship. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Her Anxious Elephant always carried a set of lego that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.