His Red Elephant

His Red Elephant always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was epic. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Elephant desperately searched for a mug to throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

His Red Elephant carried a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Elephant needed a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

His Red Elephant often carried a melon that they would break. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Red Elephant desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.