The Weary Elephant

The Weary Elephant desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Weary Elephant found a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elephant desperately needed a bottle of wine to worship. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Elephant desired a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Elephant craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Elephant desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It is an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.