The Naughty Elephant

The Naughty Elephant often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Naughty Elephant always had with them a condom that they would play with. This is certainly a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Elephant always kept a teapot that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Naughty Elephant had a wig that they sometimes embrace. This seems an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.

The Naughty Elephant always kept a painting of a melon to experiment on. It was a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Elephant carried a mug that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.