The Cheerful Elephant

The Cheerful Elephant desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It is a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was epic. A lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Elephant often carried a helmet that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Elephant had a custard pie that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Elephant always had with them a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Elephant desperately looked for a spade that they liked to eat. It should have been an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade being the item selected.

The Cheerful Elephant had a condom that they would break. It was a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was chosen.