A Eccentric Elephant

A Eccentric Elephant desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often throw. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Elephant wanted a lava lamp that they would throw. This is certainly a different exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Elephant desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Eccentric Elephant had a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Elephant desperately searched for a helmet that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

A Eccentric Elephant searched for a pen that they liked to sleep with. It would be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.