My Ugly Elephant

My Ugly Elephant found a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Elephant looked for a dildo that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A dildo being the item opted for.

My Ugly Elephant owned a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate This seems an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Elephant searched for a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Elephant looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Ugly Elephant desperately craved for a CD player to annihilate It would be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.