The Nervous Elephant

The Nervous Elephant owned a chocolate bar that they would play with. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Nervous Elephant desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Nervous Elephant needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Elephant always carried a pencil sharpener that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Elephant desired a cup that they liked to play with. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Elephant always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.