The Confused Elephant

The Confused Elephant desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Confused Elephant searched for a piece of paper that they would often throw. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

The Confused Elephant found a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Elephant craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Elephant desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Confused Elephant had a condom that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a condom being the item opted for.