The Bewildered Elephant

The Bewildered Elephant always had with them a stretchman that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be magnificent. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Elephant searched for a pen that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Elephant desperately needed a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Elephant needed a hat that they would occasionally share. This seems an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A hat was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Elephant looked for a helmet that they would demolish. One might say this is a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A helmet is the item to select.

The Bewildered Elephant owned a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a pen of all things.