A Confused Elephant

A Confused Elephant found a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.

A Confused Elephant had a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

A Confused Elephant looked for a radiator that they would often throw. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Elephant desired a stretchman that they would often worship. It was a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

A Confused Elephant had a pint of beer that they would play with. It would have been an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Elephant always kept a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.