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in #elephant • 28 days ago

Red Elephant desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Red Elephant desperately searched for a wig that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Red Elephant wanted a cup that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.

Red Elephant owned a radiator that they would hug. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A radiator was the thing that was selected.

Red Elephant had a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. It was an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

Red Elephant desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes break. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

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