Her Stupid Elephant

Her Stupid Elephant desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often drop. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Elephant searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Elephant desperately searched for a stapler that they would often sleep with. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A stapler having that done to it

Her Stupid Elephant had a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elephant desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Elephant often carried a hat that they would worship. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.