The Famous Elephant

The Famous Elephant looked for a radiator that they would smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Elephant always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Elephant always kept a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It should have been an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Famous Elephant carried a painting of a melon that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Famous Elephant carried a set of lego to share. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Famous Elephant always had with them a little monkey to rub on his belly. It is a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.