The Scary Elephant

The Scary Elephant desperately needed a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Elephant desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Elephant desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Elephant looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Elephant always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Elephant desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.